1 00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:24,410 (Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Lynda, would you come out here, please? 2 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:28,670 I have been calling you for ten minutes. 3 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:30,690 Did you call me all the way out 4 00:00:30,690 --> 00:00:31,850 here just to tell me that? 5 00:00:32,630 --> 00:00:34,050 Don't you start with me. 6 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:36,790 These lab reports need to be sorted. 7 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:38,450 But I'm trying to study. 8 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:41,210 If you were watching TV, just say so. 9 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:43,350 No, really. 10 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,090 I decided to go back to school and 11 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:45,850 finish my degree. 12 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:48,470 Lynda, that is wonderful. 13 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:49,610 What type of degree? 14 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:50,390 Two year? 15 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:50,970 Four year? 16 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:51,670 Manicure. 17 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:52,630 I'll be out by Friday. 18 00:00:54,690 --> 00:00:55,690 That's good, too. 19 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,350 I thought it would be a good idea, 20 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:58,830 just as a backup plan. 21 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:01,070 I mean, what if something happened to Dr. 22 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:01,410 Becker? 23 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:04,230 Like, he lost his medical license, or got 24 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,330 hit by a truck, or someone poisoned him, 25 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:09,590 or clubbed him to death, or put him 26 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:11,130 in a bag and chains in the trunk 27 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:12,810 of a car, or, you know, be cool. 28 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:13,770 Thank you, Taya. 29 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:16,090 Otaku. 30 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:18,470 Morning, John. 31 00:01:18,550 --> 00:01:19,810 Oh, yeah, yeah, just great. 32 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:21,650 Yeah, I got a toilet that won't stop, 33 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,230 a car that won't go, I got neighbors 34 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:24,950 that won't shut up, and a breakfast that 35 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:25,790 won't stay down. 36 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:30,390 Like sands through an hourglass, these are the 37 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,670 days of my life. 38 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:34,110 You've got a patient in, too. 39 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:36,690 Oh, and Mr. Tipton from Harding High School 40 00:01:36,690 --> 00:01:37,150 dropped by. 41 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:37,970 He's in your office. 42 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:39,710 You let him in my office? 43 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,610 Oh, come on, Margaret, he's such a long 44 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:42,830 -winded gasbag. 45 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,870 Then you two can compare notes. 46 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:46,670 No. 47 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:48,210 No, he's so boring. 48 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:50,250 Last time he was here, he went on 49 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,570 and on about those nitwits he calls a 50 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,370 soccer team. 51 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:55,270 I mean, they're so bad, their mascot should 52 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:57,510 be some guy beating a dead horse. 53 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:58,630 Stop it! 54 00:01:59,130 --> 00:01:59,510 All right. 55 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:01,230 Hey, actually, you know what? 56 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:03,350 Give me two minutes, then come in and 57 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:04,270 tell me I got a phone call. 58 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:05,750 No, I'm not gonna do it. 59 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:06,930 I don't like to lie. 60 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:07,590 It's wrong. 61 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:08,190 Says who? 62 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:08,870 The Lord. 63 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,230 The Lord? 64 00:02:10,510 --> 00:02:11,750 Margaret, this is the Bronx. 65 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:12,770 Believe me, he's not here. 66 00:02:17,590 --> 00:02:19,330 All right, John, two minutes. 67 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,270 Now, please go. 68 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:20,810 Thank you. 69 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,870 Two minutes, Margaret. 70 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,950 Dr. Becker, hello. 71 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:29,170 Oh, you should have been at last week's 72 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:29,710 soccer game. 73 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:31,710 The boys came this close to scoring a 74 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:31,890 goal. 75 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:35,510 Listen, I'm kind of busy today. 76 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:36,710 Well, then let me get right to the 77 00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:36,950 point. 78 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,270 Harding High School would like you to be 79 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:40,590 this year's commencement speaker. 80 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:42,430 What? 81 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:45,350 It's next week, and I do apologize for 82 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,190 the short notice, but the mayor had a 83 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:48,530 last-minute change in his schedule. 84 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:49,670 The mayor? 85 00:02:51,030 --> 00:02:51,470 Really? 86 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:54,110 Sit down, sit down. 87 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:57,570 Of course, as soon as he dropped out, 88 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:59,430 well, your name immediately came to mind. 89 00:02:59,650 --> 00:02:59,890 Huh. 90 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:02,370 We think that you'd be an inspiration to 91 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:02,910 the graduates. 92 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,650 Not only are you a respected member of 93 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:08,170 the community, but you graduated at the top 94 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:10,290 of your class, and from Harvard, no less. 95 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:12,710 Well, yeah, that's, uh, all true. 96 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,530 You know, in a lot of ways, you're 97 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:17,090 more relevant to these kids than some of 98 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:18,470 the so-called big names. 99 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:20,870 You're one of the quiet heroes. 100 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:23,450 John, John, you have a call. 101 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:24,830 Yeah, Margaret, I'm kind of busy here. 102 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:25,450 Who is it? 103 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:27,930 What? 104 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,450 Who's on the phone? 105 00:03:32,270 --> 00:03:33,610 Uh, it's that call. 106 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:34,990 You know, the call you were expecting. 107 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,110 Oh, uh, yeah, I don't need that call 108 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:38,370 anymore. 109 00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:40,210 I'm in the middle of an important discussion 110 00:03:40,210 --> 00:03:41,210 here with Mr. Tipton. 111 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:42,230 But I just... 112 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:43,710 Margaret, just handle it for me, will you? 113 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:45,470 I'm sorry. 114 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,030 Fine, I'll just tell the county psych ward 115 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,510 that you are on the way. 116 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:01,970 Oh, hey, Jake. 117 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:02,710 Where have you been? 118 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:03,910 Because I was... 119 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,010 Did you get your hair cut? 120 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,990 As a matter of fact, I did. 121 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:08,770 Just a little trim. 122 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:09,790 I didn't think you'd notice. 123 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,050 Oh, not notice? 124 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:13,830 Every day for the last three years, I've 125 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,310 had nothing else to do but stare at 126 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:15,490 you. 127 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,550 All day long. 128 00:04:22,070 --> 00:04:22,990 You stare at me? 129 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:23,770 That's creepy. 130 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:24,650 I mean, how'd you like it if I 131 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:25,230 stared at you? 132 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:28,790 Jake, I'm over here. 133 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:32,470 Hey, Reg, coffee, please. 134 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:33,590 And then leave me alone. 135 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:35,710 I gotta make some notes on something. 136 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:37,670 Pretty important stuff. 137 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:39,390 Hey, did you notice? 138 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:40,230 Jake got a haircut. 139 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:41,370 I tried a new place. 140 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:42,550 Yeah, yeah, good, good. 141 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,710 Oh, hell, you're gonna find out eventually. 142 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:48,370 Harding High School asked me to be this 143 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:49,450 year's commencement speaker. 144 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,730 Do I smell oranges? 145 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:52,350 Yeah. 146 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,610 They use RSA to shampoo? 147 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:56,950 Jake, you've inspired me. 148 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:58,210 I'm gonna get my hair cut, too. 149 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:58,950 You know what you should? 150 00:04:58,990 --> 00:04:59,930 It'll make you feel like a brand-new 151 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:00,230 person. 152 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:02,310 Hey, you know, if you two ladies would 153 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:03,810 get out from under the hairdryer for a 154 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:05,270 second, I'm trying to tell you I'm gonna 155 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:07,490 be speaking at a graduation next week. 156 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:08,190 Wait, hold it. 157 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:09,330 Next week? 158 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,290 Who graduates in the middle of winter? 159 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:13,550 Some of the bigger schools have these mid 160 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:14,470 -year graduations. 161 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:17,210 Don't take this the wrong way, Becker, but 162 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:19,230 why in the world did they pick you? 163 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:23,590 Matter of fact, the principal said that I 164 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,310 was an inspiration to the people in the 165 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:25,690 community. 166 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:28,410 In his words, a quiet hero. 167 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:29,950 You're a hero? 168 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:33,050 That must be the part he's trying to 169 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:33,670 keep quiet. 170 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:36,710 Hello, losers! 171 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,730 Bob is one happy man. 172 00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:39,990 Anyone care to guess why? 173 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:42,610 A truck full of breast implants broke down 174 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,290 in front of your building? 175 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:46,070 Like I'd be here. 176 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:49,310 Bob, we're talking about something here. 177 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:50,130 So I'll skip ahead. 178 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,110 Bob just won big in Atlantic City. 179 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:52,830 Picture this. 180 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:54,190 I'm standing out in front of this casino, 181 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:54,450 right? 182 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:55,230 Wait, let me guess, let me guess. 183 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:56,970 Someone dropped their credit card and you picked 184 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:57,230 it up. 185 00:05:57,970 --> 00:05:58,370 No. 186 00:05:58,370 --> 00:05:59,890 They dropped cash. 187 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,490 Anyway, as a man driven by a strong 188 00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:04,050 sense of right and wrong, you can imagine 189 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,710 my pain as I silently watched the poor 190 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:06,470 schmuck limp away. 191 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:09,610 But I'm guessing you got over it. 192 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,390 To the tune of 100 Klans. 193 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,210 As impressed as we all are, Bob, that 194 00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:16,350 basically you stole from the cripple, I was 195 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:18,970 just saying that I've been given the distinct 196 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:21,090 honor of giving the graduation speech at Harding 197 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,030 High School this year. 198 00:06:22,410 --> 00:06:23,990 They, uh, they called me when they needed 199 00:06:23,990 --> 00:06:25,330 someone to fill in for the mayor. 200 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:29,370 Jake, did you get a haircut? 201 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,950 Hey, guys, I think I settled on a 202 00:06:37,950 --> 00:06:39,510 theme for my graduation speech. 203 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,770 I'm gonna talk about the future. 204 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:43,090 Bold choice. 205 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:46,610 See, future and kids got me thinking about 206 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:48,390 how a lot of the leaders in this 207 00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:51,710 country, they started out as kids, but they 208 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:54,450 ended up, um, as leaders. 209 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,470 So you're saying that a lot of adults 210 00:06:58,470 --> 00:06:59,430 used to be children? 211 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:02,850 All right. 212 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,610 All right, it's just the first draft. 213 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:08,090 Okay, Linda, back to your test. 214 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:11,370 Um, what should you drink to strengthen your 215 00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:11,710 nails? 216 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:13,970 A mixture of water and gelatin. 217 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:15,650 Well, that's close, Linda. 218 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,490 It's orange juice and gelatin. 219 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,310 Orange juice, orange juice. 220 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,930 How am I gonna remember that? 221 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:22,710 Well, you need a memory trick. 222 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,230 Uh, for instance, think of Florida. 223 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:27,470 A lot of orange juice comes from Florida. 224 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:30,470 Think Florida, remember orange juice. 225 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:34,910 Nah, I'm just gonna write it on my 226 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:35,190 hand. 227 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:38,070 Florida. 228 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:48,690 I can't decide if I want a whole 229 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:50,190 new hairstyle or if I just want to 230 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:51,330 trim it up a little bit. 231 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:52,370 Well, let me see. 232 00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:59,190 You know, it does feel a little thick 233 00:07:59,190 --> 00:07:59,690 back here. 234 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:01,510 You know what, John, can you take a 235 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:01,630 look? 236 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:02,490 No, thanks. 237 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:04,150 I see enough of her hair in my 238 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:04,550 food. 239 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:07,730 All you need to do is take out 240 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:08,830 about a quarter of an inch. 241 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:09,910 Even I could do that for you. 242 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,130 Let's see. 243 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:16,110 Blind man, scissors, my head. 244 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:17,590 I detect a problem. 245 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:18,890 Okay, okay, okay. 246 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:21,270 Hey, guys, I just finished a draft for 247 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:21,750 my speech. 248 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:22,630 I think it's pretty good. 249 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,290 I want to try it out on you. 250 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:25,410 Oh, come on. 251 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:26,710 All right. 252 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,070 As I look out over this sea of 253 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:30,270 eager young faces... 254 00:08:30,270 --> 00:08:31,330 Well, Bob is back. 255 00:08:31,409 --> 00:08:32,530 Hey, I'm talking here, Bob. 256 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:33,610 Not anymore. 257 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:36,350 Bob took his Atlantic City windfall and bought 258 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,070 himself a watch. 259 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:38,990 A Cybertech 3000. 260 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:40,970 So you bought a new watch, big deal. 261 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,309 No, no, no, not just a watch. 262 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:45,230 It's also a compass, a calculator, a heart 263 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:47,630 monitor, it glows in the dark, and you 264 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:49,330 press this button, it tells you what city 265 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:49,830 you're in. 266 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,570 Now, that's amazing. 267 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:55,990 How does it know? 268 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:56,470 It beats me. 269 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:57,330 I don't even know how it glows in 270 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:57,710 the dark. 271 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:00,530 I had to break up this short bus 272 00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:02,090 science fair, but I was about to read 273 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:02,970 you my speech here. 274 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:05,050 Now, I want you to be brutally honest, 275 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:05,350 okay? 276 00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:06,130 Okay. 277 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:07,790 And I don't want to hear you speak. 278 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:11,790 All right. 279 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:15,290 As I look out over this sea of 280 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:17,930 eager young faces, I'm heartened to find a 281 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:20,350 new generation of Americans who will one day... 282 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:20,510 Excuse me? 283 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,270 New generation of Americans? 284 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,470 Kennedy kind of did that, didn't he? 285 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:26,050 All right, okay. 286 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:28,350 Brutally honest, that's good. 287 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:30,310 All right, I'll fix it. 288 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:34,010 Who will one day reach a point where 289 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:35,930 they must make a choice... 290 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:36,150 John, John. 291 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:38,090 This isn't going to a fork in the 292 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:38,750 road, is it? 293 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:40,890 No, it's not going to a fork in 294 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:41,250 the road. 295 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:43,990 That's good, because I can't think of a 296 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:44,750 bigger cliché. 297 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,830 When you leave these hallowed halls... 298 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:48,550 I stand corrected. 299 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:54,070 When you leave these hallowed halls, your education 300 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,550 does not end with school. 301 00:09:58,290 --> 00:09:59,550 Thanks a lot for your help. 302 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:00,770 You know, I'm going to be standing in 303 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:02,410 front of hundreds of young people tonight, and 304 00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:03,330 they're all going to be waiting for me 305 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:05,390 to say something insightful, and all I got, 306 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:06,290 you know, I got squat. 307 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:08,270 Thanks a lot. 308 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:12,870 You told us to be honest. 309 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,350 Yeah, and it honestly did suck. 310 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,770 Oh, uh, say, Bob, what time you got? 311 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:26,590 I got no idea. 312 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,420 John, you have a patient in one, a 313 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:38,920 follow-up on pneumonia. 314 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:39,920 Then lunch. 315 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,540 Yeah, order in for me, William Margaret. 316 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,040 I got to work on this speech. 317 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,060 I'm really stuck here. 318 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,520 We're all stuck here. 319 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,960 Hey, Margaret, let me ask you something. 320 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,220 If you were going to give a speech 321 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:53,360 to a graduating class, what would you say? 322 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,600 Oh, well, you know, I've thought about this. 323 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,620 I would tell them that a career is 324 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,180 about more than just making money. 325 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,140 And then I would tell them to balance 326 00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,580 their work with a strong spiritual life. 327 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,460 And then I would tell them to imagine 328 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,180 that they are telling the story of their 329 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,640 life to their grandchildren. 330 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,520 And what would they want that story to 331 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:13,820 be? 332 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,180 Man, I don't see it. 333 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:21,700 Hi, Doc. 334 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,220 How you doing? 335 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,680 What's going on here? 336 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,960 Well, I have to practice for my exam, 337 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,400 and Chuck said he wouldn't mind if I 338 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,400 gave him a manicure. 339 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,540 I really would let my nails go. 340 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,180 Linda, aren't there other things you should be 341 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:36,460 doing? 342 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:37,820 Oh, you're right. 343 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,300 I have a pedicure in room two. 344 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:41,720 Great. 345 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,820 Now what am I supposed to do with 346 00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:43,760 this last little pinky? 347 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:45,760 Don't make me answer that. 348 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,680 Chuck, let's go take an x-ray of 349 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,840 your lungs to see if the pneumonia's cleared 350 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,140 up. 351 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,120 I'll be honest, Doc. 352 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,340 I feel pretty. 353 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Oh, great, great. 354 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:05,580 You guys are here. 355 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:06,920 I just finished my speech. 356 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,720 I want to read it to you. 357 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,440 Oh, Chuck. 358 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,120 Oh, that's great. 359 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,420 You know, it's nice to know when the 360 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,920 chips are down, I always have you guys 361 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,720 to ridicule me. 362 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,560 Okay, John. 363 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,080 We're sorry. 364 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:15,840 Let's hear it. 365 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:16,920 Thank you, Martha. 366 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,940 All right. 367 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,620 As I look out over this sea of 368 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,460 eager young faces... 369 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,380 Could you all turn around, please? 370 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:27,620 Thank you. 371 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,640 As I look out over this sea of 372 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:29,740 eager... 373 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,140 Hey, I finally passed my nail test. 374 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,400 I was so nervous at first, but I 375 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,920 got the highest grade in my class. 376 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,320 Good girl. 377 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,140 Congratulations. 378 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,520 Really, congratulations. 379 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,180 Thanks a lot. 380 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,220 I wanted to try this speech out on 381 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:43,680 you guys. 382 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,320 Now I have no idea if it works 383 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:45,700 or not. 384 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:47,200 Where does that leave me? 385 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,180 Leave that. 386 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,460 After the graduates come in, our valedictorian will 387 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,860 speak, and then it's your turn. 388 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,140 Will, here we are. 389 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,720 You know, they say that the two biggest 390 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,420 fears people have are death and public speaking. 391 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,700 I guess no one wants to make a 392 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,200 fool of themselves in front of hundreds and 393 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,040 hundreds of people. 394 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,140 Certainly not. 395 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840 Your fly's open. 396 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,280 Oh, I... 397 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,640 This is where we're gonna have coffee before 398 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,420 the actual ceremony, right? 399 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,720 No, this is the place. 400 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,040 But what about the students and the band? 401 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,080 Where are you gonna put the band? 402 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,480 That is all taken care of. 403 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:45,660 You see, I recorded the band at last 404 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:46,820 June's graduation. 405 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,420 Man, oh man, that was something. 406 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,360 A 50-piece ensemble, 800 graduates, 2,000 407 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:54,800 guests. 408 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,200 How many are graduating tonight? 409 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,460 Say, we'd better get the show on the 410 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:01,660 road. 411 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,070 Pretty small class. 412 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:32,270 Any chance these are the honor students, the 413 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,290 ones that's getting out early? 414 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:33,990 Early? 415 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,990 Well, if you consider six years in high 416 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:38,010 school early, then yeah. 417 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:42,750 Who's that? 418 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:44,090 Jim Libman. 419 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,510 Works for the state. 420 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:48,590 He's handcuffed to Kyle Stemp there. 421 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,150 Hell of a nice guy. 422 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:51,590 Jim is, I mean. 423 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,170 Kyle, I could drop kick off a speeding 424 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,490 train without a second thought. 425 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,070 Can I speak to you for a second? 426 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,670 Mayor Giuliani was really gonna talk to these 427 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:07,930 kids? 428 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:08,750 Yes, he was. 429 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,870 But then he canceled as soon as he 430 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:11,450 found out. 431 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,150 Well, you know, who they were. 432 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,910 Well, better get started. 433 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:31,250 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and graduates of Harding 434 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,330 High School, class of 2001... 435 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:34,950 and a half. 436 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,470 Before we hear from our distinguished keynote speaker 437 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:43,730 this evening, our valedictorian, Gary Lowenhauer, is going 438 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:44,670 to say a few words. 439 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:45,530 Gary. 440 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,040 Today we are leaving high school. 441 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,260 High school was fun. 442 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,660 We learned a lot. 443 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:04,020 But leaving high school is a scary pro... 444 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,220 propo... 445 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:05,540 prop... 446 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:06,800 propos... 447 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,840 Sound it out, Gary. 448 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,060 Remember what we said about T-I-O 449 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:10,280 -N. 450 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:11,400 Dumbass! 451 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,220 Boy, you think that's funny, McCall? 452 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,000 You think you could do any better? 453 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,280 Because I know for a fact you can't! 454 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,160 So either keep your mouth shut or get 455 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:21,500 out! 456 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,860 Go ahead, Gary. 457 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,140 After high school, we hoped to be very 458 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:36,400 suspect... 459 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,400 no, um, successful... 460 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,040 Successful, you moron! 461 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,100 That's it! 462 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,140 McCall, out! 463 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,820 I should try to help! 464 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:46,360 Out! 465 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,080 No! 466 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,480 Anybody else want some of that? 467 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,020 Good. 468 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,200 Okay, we're gonna have to hurry things along 469 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,960 now, so, Gary, why don't you just sit 470 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,140 down? 471 00:17:03,359 --> 00:17:04,400 Thank you. 472 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,660 Now it is time for our keynote speaker, 473 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:12,040 Dr. John Becker. 474 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,200 He has a small practice in the Bronx. 475 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:16,619 John? 476 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,440 Good evening. 477 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:24,540 Good evening. 478 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,620 As I look out over this sea of 479 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,440 eager young faces... 480 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,400 I see that you, the architects of the 481 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,280 new millennium... 482 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:39,680 You suck! 483 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,280 Look, people, I don't want to be here 484 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,360 any more than you do. 485 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,360 But the sooner he's done, the sooner we 486 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,100 can all leave. 487 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,040 Please continue. 488 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,320 Thank you. 489 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,160 Where was I? 490 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,440 Eager young faces... 491 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,560 Oh, here we are. 492 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,440 Yeah, it's, uh... 493 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,440 It's important to realize that every leader in 494 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,100 our country's history started out as a kid 495 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:14,860 just like you. 496 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:15,900 Excuse me. 497 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,920 Is this gonna be on the test? 498 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,900 Dude, there are no more tests. 499 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,140 Excuse me. 500 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,440 I think that, uh... 501 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,860 Ralph Waldo Emerson said it best. 502 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,740 I'm just trying to give a speech here. 503 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,020 Yeah, a boring speech. 504 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,640 I don't need this for crying out loud. 505 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,980 You know, I had better stuff to do 506 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:45,060 today, but this guy showed up in my 507 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,720 office and blew a bunch of smoke up 508 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,340 my shorts, and I believed him. 509 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,220 My own stupid fault, you know. 510 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,320 I'm getting my hopes up. 511 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,780 I broke my number one rule. 512 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:55,320 No expectations, no disappointments. 513 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,120 See, I expected to come here and make 514 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:58,620 a difference. 515 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,040 You know, I expected this would be a 516 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,160 dignified occasion and that I would be talking 517 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,300 to intelligent people. 518 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,920 And I expected a big band. 519 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,300 Oh, yeah, and I also expected my friends 520 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,800 to support me, but I guess that was 521 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,720 too much to ask for. 522 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:12,360 Oh, what the hell, though, you know? 523 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,240 That's life, right? 524 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,400 Here, let me give you some advice here. 525 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,900 You know, don't dream, don't hope. 526 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,640 You're never gonna make a difference, and you're 527 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,720 never gonna get what you want. 528 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:22,980 Or, who knows? 529 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,600 Maybe your life will turn out better than 530 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:24,900 mine. 531 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,040 You know, I'll tell you something. 532 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,300 Principal Tipton, you show up in my office 533 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,400 and ask me for a favor again, I 534 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,080 will kick your lying ass right out on 535 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:31,620 the street. 536 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:32,800 All right! 537 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,720 Dr. John Beckman. 538 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,960 Oh, damn, we missed it. 539 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,860 What are you guys doing here? 540 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,860 John, we felt bad about ignoring you lately. 541 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,580 Yeah, so we came down to hear your 542 00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,060 speech. 543 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,520 I'm sorry we missed it, Becker. 544 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,260 Yeah, we wanted to be on time, but 545 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,360 my watch stopped. 546 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,020 Sounds like the audience loved it, though. 547 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:07,880 I mean, listen to them. 548 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:08,260 Yeah. 549 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,620 Well, yeah, it's safe to say I made 550 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,460 an impression. 551 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,780 Let's go. 552 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,520 Oh, Dr. Becker, I'm glad I caught you. 553 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,660 Yeah, yeah, goodbye, good luck, and don't do 554 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:18,960 drugs. 555 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:19,260 Come on. 556 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,360 That was the greatest speech I ever heard. 557 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,040 Hold on, hold on. 558 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,500 We all thought we were going to hear 559 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,640 another one of those boring graduation speeches, but 560 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,700 you blew everyone away. 561 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,600 I mean, it's so cool that someone like 562 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,820 you would just come right out and tell 563 00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:34,420 us the truth. 564 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,360 You know, the things you said, no one's 565 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,620 ever been so honest with us before, so... 566 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,400 Thanks, Dr. Becker. 567 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,020 John, I'm really impressed. 568 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,680 Well, you know what they say, Marga. 569 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,840 You reach one kid, it's all worthwhile. 570 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,440 John, I really am impressed.